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by ~MagpieKing
Script for a football managerBasically yeah when all's said and done we gave it 100% and they're all good boys out there they're all good boys but at the end of the day it didn't go as well as expected you know obviously at the beginning before the kick off it was pretty much 50/50 but after that it was difficult to tell  It was a difficult game  The other team played very well and I think we gave them a run for their money but we made a few new changes to our team and who knows if that had an effect on our performance today?  I'm not saying that any player is better than any other other than the fact that when you make changes to the team it's difficult t Script for a football manager
by ~MagpieKing
Stannah stair lift to HeavenHave you ever noticed that the older you get - the more pastely your clothing becomes?  
That's why old people wear mostly grey clothes because it suits them in all the black and white photographs.   
Sometimes when you see older people that have to wear those dark glasses because their eyes don't work very well, I wonder if it's because when they were younger they weren't cool enough.   
I wonder if I'll ever find £40 a reasonable price for a pair of corduroy trousers,   
I wonder if I'll ever find a stannah stair lift more than just a novelty  
or whether I'll use the buses more when they're free Stannah stair lift to Heaven
by ~MagpieKing
T.V. ate my sisterOh Medusa  She seduced us  The shows she showed they all engrossed us  It's the most us ever dream to be  She stoned me still and still I watch T.V.   
Dumbed down programming  
target demographics  Jeremy Kyle drop outs  And X factor fanatics  Social spastics  Crime watch UK  Countdown the hours until omnibus Sunday.   
This Morning  With Punch and Judy  Michael Jackson and Janets Boobie  Now the sport and then some weather  Don't go changing now  Watch forever   
Our static thoughts stretched out for ad breaks  Cut away buying big m T.V. ate my sister
by ~MagpieKing
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Thu Oct 22, 2009, 7:17 AM
I heard Online we're all going to die
This guy on the internets got videos
I sent a reply to ask when and why, but all I got back was Kudos.
He posted a link with a nod and a wink to a video of Rick Astley
IT HAS TO BE true
Us humans are doomed
I watched it all on Youtube.

2012 new friend request
Dirty teeth and flabby guts
Party poker I.Q. Test
Penis enlarging fucking sluts
MSN emoticon
Second life your wife
African investment cons
And key strokes of your life

Control ALT delete

I'm all wrapped in conspiracies, so I can't tell my facts from theories
Post a blog with all your queries and wait for your reply

There's an answer for everything
In this wikipedia world we're in
So write you're “IS” and tell me why
And wait there for those truths and lies.

Pages of porn and pages of thoughts
There's things that you're sold and there's things that you bought
Make up a picture, create your own page
Show me an Avatar that fakes your real age

Watch out for phisherman that sit by the shore
There's hooks in those conspiracies and pussies galore

Hook line and sinker into this new birth
Now we're all living on Google Earth

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  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: Books
  • Watching: Things
  • Playing: Alot
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids

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  • Current Residence: Brighton UK
  • Interests: Drawing, Writing, Talking, Science, supernature, society, dreams
  • Favourite movie: Waking life. Although I do have a love for my bad 80's horror
  • Favourite band or musician: David Bowie, Black lips, Late of the pier, Pop Levi, Esser, The Adverts, Syd Barrett, Beck
  • Favourite artist: David Bowie
  • Favourite poet or writer: Charlie Brooker
  • Favourite photographer: Georgeana Parsons
  • Favourite style of art: Expressive individualism
  • Operating System: The brain
  • MP3 player of choice: My one
  • Shell of choice: Turtle
  • Wallpaper of choice: paisley
  • Skin of choice: Rizla
  • Favourite game: Hide and seek
  • Favourite gaming platform: The playground
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ren and stimpy
  • Personal Quote: "Socks before shoes. Socks before shoes"
  • Tools of the Trade: Rolling down the street, smoking endo, sipping on gin and juice.

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=space-in-mind 1 hour 4 minutes ago
Thankyou... for the fave!

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May Godman Be With You!
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~arghmatey18 6 days 8 hours ago
you've been featured here, my dear:

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lovely work!

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~MagpieKing 2 days 9 hours ago
WOW
Really?
Thank you.
It means a lot.
You could actually be responsible for me doing more work rather than watching monkeys playing piano on youtube.
Astral love to ya.
Bang Bang x

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~BLSingleton Nov 11, 2009, 1:40:17 AM
Thanks for the critique, however...

I'm not a graphic designer. I really hate most graphic designers. They can't seem to leave the computer alone and throw some paint around. I've melted down and ground up a mother board to use it for pigment for oil paint.

I couldn't leave you thinking anything else. Please check out my work.
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~MagpieKing Nov 13, 2009, 6:07:17 AM
I didn't think you were. I hate them too.
They give me nightmares.
They seem to own Threadless though which sucks.
My girlfriend keeps telling me to give up with threadless, but I think some of my pictures would look good on T-shirts.

Come check out the rest of my gallery sometime
Bang bang x

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~MisterTribble Oct 22, 2009, 5:08:23 PM
Tanx for the faves, i love your work very "renegade" (the term probably only has meaning to me) its the first thing that comes to mind when i checked out your gallery. definitely feelin your art, its really very outspoken and geuinely inspiring.
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~inner-etch Oct 7, 2009, 2:40:47 PM
:cheese:

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~raccoonsounds Sep 16, 2009, 11:19:59 AM
OH my, you should come visit new orleans and see the black lips play.
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~MagpieKing Sep 20, 2009, 5:33:18 AM
I saw them play in Glasgow once

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