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Make WAR not PLUMS

Sun Nov 11, 2007, 5:17 AM
Last night I had this strange dream that I thought I'd share with you all.

I owned all these minuature intruments that I knew how to play, but when anyone would mention them I would get all shy and change the subject.
One of my old teachers from school came to me and told me about playing in a special concert and how she thought I would do the school proud.
I told her I would do it and everyone got really excited, but I tried to just block it out of my mind, worrying that I'd mess up because the intruments were so small and my fingers were big.
When the big day came I turned up and waited in the wings of the stage ready with my tiny intruments, slightly nervous and shaking. I remember thinking "I can't play these intruments like this"
Just before I was about to go on I placed all of my tiny intruments into my mouth where they would seemingly disapear and I proceeded to the stage.
Here is where I sang in the quietest, most feeble, almost inaudable voice to everyone who had come that day.
I was quite embarressed and ashamed to say the least, but then I woke up to the sound of people drilling right outside our bedroom window.
Aaaaah, it was all a dreeeeeam...
WHAT THE FUCK???
It was about 8.30 AM and some fucking twats were drilling away outside as if they hadnt a care in the world. Almost as if they'd never felt what it was like to quietly sing with a mouthfull of intruments.
Anyway, I was too tired and too scared to shout anything at them so I went to the kitchen, grabbed the first things I could find and threw them down a couple of plums..
Yeah thats right, I threw plums at them!
I'm a rebel.
I went back to bed feeling very pleased with myself knowing that they were talking about my plums and wondering where they had come from..

  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: Books
  • Watching: Things
  • Playing: Alot
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Brighton UK
  • Interests: Drawing, Writing, Talking, Science, supernature, society, dreams
  • Favourite movie: Waking life. Although I do have a love for my bad 80's horror
  • Favourite band or musician: David Bowie, Black lips, Late of the pier, Pop Levi, Esser, The Adverts, Syd Barrett, Beck
  • Favourite artist: David Bowie
  • Favourite poet or writer: Charlie Brooker
  • Favourite photographer: Georgeana Parsons
  • Favourite style of art: Expressive individualism
  • Operating System: The brain
  • MP3 player of choice: My one
  • Shell of choice: Turtle
  • Wallpaper of choice: paisley
  • Skin of choice: Rizla
  • Favourite game: Hide and seek
  • Favourite gaming platform: The playground
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ren and stimpy
  • Personal Quote: "Socks before shoes. Socks before shoes"
  • Tools of the Trade: Rolling down the street, smoking endo, sipping on gin and juice.

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Thanks for all the favs. You're a prince among men.

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You're a king amongst artists formerly known as Prince.
Or something like it..
It's late and my brain has gone all wonky like a stretched cassette tape.

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Deviant TART. x
Thanks for the fav!

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a cracked polystyrene man / who just crumbles and burns
Thanks for the fave!

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May Godman Be With You!
what up.
Hey, whats going on? 23/female.. come chat with me on this website CLICK HERE

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
I'm assuming this is one of those phised messages or something.
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Deviant TART. x
Yes, yes, it is... Basically I was hacked. Sorry about that!!!

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
No worries. I didnt think that kind of behaviour went on here on deviant art

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Deviant TART. x
Me neither. When I got that message from a friend I happened to know quite well I thought he was going nuts =S. Apparently it does. Sad, but true.

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
Hey thanks for the fave!

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May Godman Be With You!

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