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Nathan Kail  

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Make WAR not PLUMS

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 11, 2007, 5:17 AM
Last night I had this strange dream that I thought I'd share with you all.

I owned all these minuature intruments that I knew how to play, but when anyone would mention them I would get all shy and change the subject.
One of my old teachers from school came to me and told me about playing in a special concert and how she thought I would do the school proud.
I told her I would do it and everyone got really excited, but I tried to just block it out of my mind, worrying that I'd mess up because the intruments were so small and my fingers were big.
When the big day came I turned up and waited in the wings of the stage ready with my tiny intruments, slightly nervous and shaking. I remember thinking "I can't play these intruments like this"
Just before I was about to go on I placed all of my tiny intruments into my mouth where they would seemingly disapear and I proceeded to the stage.
Here is where I sang in the quietest, most feeble, almost inaudable voice to everyone who had come that day.
I was quite embarressed and ashamed to say the least, but then I woke up to the sound of people drilling right outside our bedroom window.
Aaaaah, it was all a dreeeeeam...
WHAT THE FUCK???
It was about 8.30 AM and some fucking twats were drilling away outside as if they hadnt a care in the world. Almost as if they'd never felt what it was like to quietly sing with a mouthfull of intruments.
Anyway, I was too tired and too scared to shout anything at them so I went to the kitchen, grabbed the first things I could find and threw them down a couple of plums..
Yeah thats right, I threw plums at them!
I'm a rebel.
I went back to bed feeling very pleased with myself knowing that they were talking about my plums and wondering where they had come from..

  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: Books
  • Watching: Things
  • Playing: Alot
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Liquids

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 25
  • Current Residence: Edinburgh
  • Interests: Drawing, writing, Drinking rum and hanging out on rooftops
  • Favourite movie: Me and you and everyone we know. Although I do have a love for my bad 80's horror
  • Favourite band or musician: The Horrors, Pop Levi, Beck, Black lips, David Bowie etc
  • Favourite photographer: Georgeana Parsons
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ren and stimpy

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~boywhodraws:iconboywhodraws: 1 day 11 hours ago
thank you. :]

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~twentywaystosee:icontwentywaystosee: 1 day 21 hours ago
heyheyhey, thanks alot for the fav! :)
~Luscara:iconLuscara: Apr 24, 2008, 9:47:23 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:'s and the add!

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~silasz:iconsilasz: Apr 15, 2008, 4:20:54 PM
Sweet work.
I love the MAD magazine-esque depiction of Good Ol' Brown in 'Go For Broke'
Peace.

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~MagpieKing:iconMagpieKing: Mar 29, 2008, 4:44:29 AM
POssibly both, but primarily in print.
Want to leave it in random places for people to find.
Its really cool that youre on board. Looks like this thing is slowly coming together.x

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~georgettegrey:icongeorgettegrey: Mar 29, 2008, 4:24:55 AM
This sounds right up my street. I love the cut out text idea, that works really well. I'd definitely be interested in taking part. Are you planning for the magazine to be online or in print? x
~MagpieKing:iconMagpieKing: Mar 28, 2008, 2:56:58 PM
Um. Well I guess the whole idea came from a frustration and need to create, whilst at the same time being in a shit situation in society and not having anywhere to put my work.
I was kicked out of college early for two reasons. First reason being that due to unfortunate familly situations and events my concentration wasn't totally up to scratch all the time. Secondly I called my drama teacher a bitch and that was that.
Harsh I know, but we just had a new head master in and he was working on a zero tollerance technique.. CUNTS. (Excuse me)

Anyway, since then and other unfortunate events later I've found it extremely difficult to get into higher education.
I guess this is my "Fuck you" to education all together. This is art for arts sake. Uncensored expression.
The manifesto is up on my page (With spelling mistakes). I'm working on a canvas version right now.
The idea is that you can take from it what you will. I personally think some of your work already is suitable but if you want to do something new thats cool. I really like your stuff.

The plan is to have cut out text running through the whole magazine too as if they were articles.
See this -
[link]


It's building itself day by day.
What I'm aiming for is a place to put your thoughts, opinions and ideas. Reactionary, relevant and thoughtful, yet nothing too preachy.
Personally I want to highlight the past to understand the present. (I know that shounds wanky, but its where it is in my head right now)
MEH

I don't know, what do you think?

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~georgettegrey:icongeorgettegrey: Mar 27, 2008, 7:22:42 AM
Ooo, how exciting! Can you explain more?
P.S. I always read it as Deviant Tart too! Hehe. x
~MagpieKing:iconMagpieKing: Mar 27, 2008, 5:33:42 AM
No worries. I really like your sense of humour.
DO you want to join our magazine?

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~Aintes:iconAintes: Mar 26, 2008, 4:14:40 PM
Thanks for the fav! ^_^
~georgettegrey:icongeorgettegrey: Mar 26, 2008, 1:58:42 PM Mood: Neutral
thanks oodles for the +fav!
*Drochfuil:iconDrochfuil: Mar 20, 2008, 1:57:18 PM
Hey Nath, Thank you for the :+fav:s. I really appreciate it. :horns:

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~mokatua:iconmokatua: Mar 15, 2008, 3:09:59 PM
Thanks for the (belated) :+fav:!

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~MagpieKing:iconMagpieKing: Mar 12, 2008, 12:24:13 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
XxX
I LOVE YOU

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~Georgeana-error:iconGeorgeana-error: Mar 12, 2008, 11:50:23 AM Mood: Love
thankyou for the megafaves Dogboy.
I Love you!!
You are my favourite :)

xxxxx
Mwah
xxxxx
~MagpieKing:iconMagpieKing: Mar 8, 2008, 1:26:44 PM
Oh WOW

Thank you so much.
Thats my secod appearance in Bizarre now.
Still havent recieved my free paint grenade yet...

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*Hannah-The-Echidna:iconHannah-The-Echidna: Mar 1, 2008, 12:38:17 PM
Saw you in Bizarre!
Well done you, I love your stuff.

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~Georgeana-error:iconGeorgeana-error: Feb 11, 2008, 11:04:32 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:
Youre awesome.
Thank you for always being so supportive and encouraging- you are a star
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~Kid-With-The-Hat:iconKid-With-The-Hat: Dec 11, 2007, 9:33:04 PM
thanks for the watch!
and the megafavs!
~marztek:iconmarztek: Dec 6, 2007, 9:43:52 PM
your portfolio is awesome as well

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~projectinvasion:iconprojectinvasion: Dec 5, 2007, 11:42:22 PM
thanks. :D

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~batterypoweredpotato:iconbatterypoweredpotato: Nov 30, 2007, 11:04:12 PM
Thank you for the watch, m'lovely!
*NaagromFrancobvitch:iconNaagromFrancobvitch: Nov 29, 2007, 9:11:02 PM
Thanks for the fav!! :kiss: :hug:

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